I can’t believe the government took an hour of sleep from me that is so childish
Daylight savings can suck it.
The feeling when you completely scrub yourself head to toe clean, remove all makeup, let your hair air dry and you drink your weight in water.
I’m desperate for the no makeup life.
letsmakethisawkward asked: where did you get that beautiful skeleton dress?! it's lovely!
Why thanks a bunch! It’s Kreepsville design!
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
I relate to this forever. People who can’t hang with all my juice obviously.
Also I was promised margaritas if I can get ready by rope drop.
Fireball if I finished crocheting everyone’s bow ties.
This means I’m starting to drink by 8:30am tomorrow. If you see me, don’t even try…